Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

youiztrollin:

Celt, Myst, Crys, Iz, Soviet, Phrea, basically all of you guys that I’ve ever met. 

Guys I love you!

Corrected. :P

CHICKENS

youiztrollin:

THE FUCK YOU DOING JUMPING INTO THE LAVA MOAT. DON’T YOU KNOW IT’S DANGEROUS GTFO.

 Better than these god damn pigs pushing me down a pit to HELL.

This is how I feel towards SovietNinja:

youiztrollin:

Like soooo much bro. 

 WHA CHE?

Rant Numero Uno

Aaah its monday. 22 minutes into monday. Luckily i have enough rage for a week built up in said 22 minutes that this should be pretty good.

So what were the topics? Oh yea dumbasses!

Donald trump decides he is dropping out of the presidential race.

No shit he was going to drop out. I mean he does this WAAAAAAY too often.

"Oh imma run for president!" No, you are going to pretend to and not going to do SHIT.

And lets think about this. Even if this Toupee’d asshole did run, Who would actualy vote for him? I mean he hasn’t worked a day in his life and is filthy stinking rich, the economy doesn’t effect him at all! Oh no i just went from having 2 billion dollars to have 1.9999 billion, oh shucks! Fuck off asshole.

I nearly threw up when he said that “He understood what the average american is going thew.” No you fucking don’t dumbass!

Im sorry whats that? Obama isn’t an american? Really why is that? Oh it’s because he’s black? And black people aren’t american? Yea smooth thing to say dumb shit.

Well i could continue, but I’ll just scream at idiots who say that he would be a good president.

Now we move on to the genius Sarah Palin running for president.

Ok, really?

Do I have to say anything?

Bitch is fucking stupid, there we go, im a genius, well compared to her of course.

I mean who will she pick for her vice president? Christine O’Donnell?

Not that wouldn’t be funny as hell. Dumb bitch and dumb witch combination.

Anyways I don’t feel like wasting any more strokes of a keyboard on that content. I mean we get it shes dumb, has no good ideas, and was a member of a group that wanted Alaska to seccede from the union then call other people “Unamerican”.

Now we move on to the big group.

The Westboro Baptist Church…UGHHHHHH.

Honestly FUCK EVERY ONE OF THEM.

If you know someone who thinks these people are ok, and that they don’t deserve to burn in a pit, then please send me an ideal place to learn them some common sense.

If you are lucky enough to have no idea who these people are, please run…NOW!

I don’t want you to be forced to continue living with the fact that people are this stupid!

Hey…You leave let? No ok i warned you idiots are right around the corner.

So this group of people are a bunch of religious extremists, who like the classics, hate gays, jews, and every other group that isnt THEM.

These guys protest at funerals. FUNERALS. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA? THEY PROTESTED HEATH LEDGERS FUNERAL FOR GOD’S SAKE!

Oh yea, did I mention that they protest the funerals for soliders? Yea you know the guys who fucking protect them? Oh yea i forgot, you guys are fans of 9/11.

Can someone please do the world a favour and crash a fucking plane into their church? Kill every fucking one of them. They suck. I refuse to call them a church.

I call the church of Scientology an actual church compared to this shit.

Oh yea, the whole “I hate the gays cause the bible told me too”

While it does say that being gay is wrong 8 times, it also says more than 300 that being straight is wrong. Also if all people are made in God’s image, well your wrong again.

So yea thats it for today, it was a short one, mostly cause my cable has been out and i didn’t feel like looking for news stories. Sorry bout that.

Game of the Week: Terraria-More than just a 2D mineraft clone, it adds things and plays in a uniqe way. I like it better.

SEE YOU LATER BITCHES

SOVIET OUT

youiztrollin:

sovietrants:

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sovietrants:

youiztrollin:

Things my boyfriend has left over my house #2: These glasses.
I’m starting a collection

 Holy shit…Look at those lucious…fantastic looking…..Tits. FUCK THE SUNGLASSES.

Oh thanks bro. 

 I would like to inform you that while your breasts may be adequate, my bosoms are still much more attractive.

Yup, you know it. Not like you’re a dude or anything. 

 Pffft, you are just JELLY!
Hey…nice legs.
AND THEN THE CYCLE CONTINUED.
Mike is gonna see this and be like… “What the fu-“

youiztrollin:

sovietrants:

youiztrollin:

sovietrants:

youiztrollin:

Things my boyfriend has left over my house #2: These glasses.

I’m starting a collection

 Holy shit…Look at those lucious…fantastic looking…..Tits. FUCK THE SUNGLASSES.

Oh thanks bro. 

 I would like to inform you that while your breasts may be adequate, my bosoms are still much more attractive.

Yup, you know it. Not like you’re a dude or anything. 

 Pffft, you are just JELLY!

Hey…nice legs.

AND THEN THE CYCLE CONTINUED.

Mike is gonna see this and be like… “What the fu-“

A fever is an expression of inner rage.

-Julia Roberts

No wonder my temperature is always 101

youiztrollin:

sovietrants:

youiztrollin:

Things my boyfriend has left over my house #2: These glasses.
I’m starting a collection

 Holy shit…Look at those lucious…fantastic looking…..Tits. FUCK THE SUNGLASSES.

Oh thanks bro. 

 I would like to inform you that while your breasts may be adequate, my bosoms are still much more attractive.

youiztrollin:

sovietrants:

youiztrollin:

Things my boyfriend has left over my house #2: These glasses.

I’m starting a collection

 Holy shit…Look at those lucious…fantastic looking…..Tits. FUCK THE SUNGLASSES.

Oh thanks bro. 

 I would like to inform you that while your breasts may be adequate, my bosoms are still much more attractive.

Preview of Monday’s Rant.

Behind schedule…like always, because you know.

Well…you don’t know actualy.

Well long story short.

Im Stupid.

Well mondays rants will cover the following.

Westboro Baptist Church-Fuck Them

Sarah Palin Running For President-Dumb Bitch can’t Be President

Donald Trump Says He Wont Be Running For President- It’s About Damn Time.

Aaaaand Anything else that pops into my head.

So yea looking forward to tommorows rant, and I’ll be sure to watch the news for anything that pisses me off. Aight

SOVIET OUT BITCHES.

youiztrollin:

Things my boyfriend has left over my house #2: These glasses.
I’m starting a collection

 Holy shit…Look at those lucious…fantastic looking…..Tits. FUCK THE SUNGLASSES.

youiztrollin:

Things my boyfriend has left over my house #2: These glasses.

I’m starting a collection

 Holy shit…Look at those lucious…fantastic looking…..Tits. FUCK THE SUNGLASSES.